Arrive 12 hours before hand, do background checks on all the kitchen staff if anyone seems a little fishy replace them with your own guy. Don't wear tuxedo it's hard to clean blood out of a tuxSurvivor11 wrote: ↑Sat Oct 13, 2018 3:45 pmOK, so uh, anyone got any dating advice? Wait, I'm the French guy here. Darn.
The moment Survivor11 (Me) realises he's the MCX Gallery's equivalent of Thanos...
Sat Oct 13, 2018 8:22 pm
Sun Oct 14, 2018 12:49 am
Say you've survived a sharknado. It attracts all the ladies!Survivor11 wrote: ↑Sat Oct 13, 2018 3:45 pmOK, so uh, anyone got any dating advice? Wait, I'm the French guy here. Darn.
Sun Oct 14, 2018 11:14 am
Meh, I just say tell the true story: I'm so tough I survived getting run over by a car without a scratch. Come to think of it... I've also survived being crushed by a wave whilst surfing without a scratch. I think I may be the second coming...JoeFilms wrote: ↑Sun Oct 14, 2018 12:49 amSay you've survived a sharknado. It attracts all the ladies!Survivor11 wrote: ↑Sat Oct 13, 2018 3:45 pmOK, so uh, anyone got any dating advice? Wait, I'm the French guy here. Darn.
Sun Oct 14, 2018 10:23 pm
Homer Simpson- I AM INVINCIBLE! INVINIB-OWW!!!Survivor11 wrote: ↑Sun Oct 14, 2018 11:14 amMeh, I just say tell the true story: I'm so tough I survived getting run over by a car without a scratch. Come to think of it... I've also survived being crushed by a wave whilst surfing without a scratch. I think I may be the second coming...JoeFilms wrote: ↑Sun Oct 14, 2018 12:49 amSay you've survived a sharknado. It attracts all the ladies!Survivor11 wrote: ↑Sat Oct 13, 2018 3:45 pmOK, so uh, anyone got any dating advice? Wait, I'm the French guy here. Darn.
Mon Oct 15, 2018 2:07 am
I'll tell everyone my amazing stories!Survivor11 wrote: ↑Sun Oct 14, 2018 11:14 amMeh, I just say tell the true story: I'm so tough I survived getting run over by a car without a scratch. Come to think of it... I've also survived being crushed by a wave whilst surfing without a scratch. I think I may be the second coming...JoeFilms wrote: ↑Sun Oct 14, 2018 12:49 amSay you've survived a sharknado. It attracts all the ladies!Survivor11 wrote: ↑Sat Oct 13, 2018 3:45 pmOK, so uh, anyone got any dating advice? Wait, I'm the French guy here. Darn.
Once I got my hand stuck in a van door and it came out all cut and bleeding, we took care of it at home.
That's about it tho, but fun fact about me, I was born into survival mode, I would hide chicken bones, when I was able to walk, in my dad's speakers, and then chew them like 3 months later, idk why lol!
Mon Oct 15, 2018 10:46 am
I bashed my own head by accident once. Somehow, I didn't need stitches...
Mon Oct 15, 2018 10:50 am
You really are the Survivor!Survivor11 wrote: ↑Mon Oct 15, 2018 10:46 amI bashed my own head by accident once. Somehow, I didn't need stitches...
Mon Oct 15, 2018 11:46 am
Lucky.. Makes a pretty neat scar tho...Survivor11 wrote: ↑Mon Oct 15, 2018 10:46 amI bashed my own head by accident once. Somehow, I didn't need stitches...
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