Welcome to the FAQ for Bush Industries
What is a Bush?
The Bush is a fantastic product that, when used in tandem with Bush Magic, can make one invisible.
What is Bush Magic?
Bush magic is the magical properties required to make yourself invisible when using a Bush.
How do I obtain Bush Magic?
Bush Magic is taught to you through lessons provided by Bush Industries.
Where do I get Bushes?
They are provided by Walmart and other retailers near you!
Why are your Bushes so expensive?
We’re sorry that you feel that our Bushes are to expensive for your purchase. Perhaps you should get a better job.
Are your Bushes flammable?
Unfortunately yes our regular line of Bushes are indeed susceptible to fire. However our new line of Deluxe Bushes have a fireproof coating to protect your Bush from a flamethrower attack.
I’m against T-posing. Can I pay for the Bush Magic lessons any other way?
No. Sorry about your luck.
Whats End of Day delivery?
What it sounds like! You order and by the end of the day you will have your Bush!
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