Emile the musical

[Murple]

Let me guess, someone stole your sweetroll?

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee.

That was... spontaneous.

[nigelninja11]

Let me guess, someone stole your sweetroll?

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee.

That was... spontaneous.

Actually that’s a reference to a Skyrim music video I just watched like 2 minutes ago.

[Survivor11]

I can do a good Sangheili voice, if anyone needs it.

[basicusername]

Despacito but it's sung by marines or Sergeant Johnson
Note: this is more for the memes

[nigelninja11]

Despacito but it's sung by marines or Sergeant Johnson
Note: this is more for the memes

Despacito sung by the marine with the Mexican accent from H2

[Murple]

Alright, here’s don’t stab me. This goes to the tune of “Take on me”


Stuff in [brackets] is not going to be sung



Don’t stab me (sung at elite who kills Emile)


We’re stabbing away
I don’t know why
You’re stabbing ouchie that hurts
Today’s another day to stab you
Stabbing away
I’ll be coming to a-stab you

Don’t stab me (don’t stab me)
Don’t me stab (don’t stab me)
I’ll be dead
In a day or two

So needless to say
I’m at the end
But I will be falling off
This platform of stupidity-ee
Die before me
Stab stabby stab stabbity stab stab stab

Don’t stab me [in Elite voice] (They’re killing me! I’m not kidding!)
Don’t me stab (don’t stab me)
Say Doisac
5 times fast

[Survivor11]

So, I'll do the elite voice, right?

[Murple]

So, I'll do the elite voice, right?

I don’t know how we would do that.

[Survivor11]

So, I'll do the elite voice, right?

I don’t know how we would do that.

Let me work my magic.
You might get a stop motion with a recording.

[Murple]

So, I'll do the elite voice, right?

I don’t know how we would do that.

Let me work my magic.
You might get a stop motion with a recording.

Wait... I think I might be able to do it if you post a recording of your voice.