Fri Apr 26, 2019 1:46 pm
Lazad POV
“Yes yes yes YES YES YEEEESSS!!” Lazad cheered as he dashed across the compound. “Me squad’s first mission!! This is the best day ever!” He kept skipping and cheering all the way to his squad’s tent. He opened up the flap to find two of his teammates, Dilip and Zupkluk, were messing with a beetle on the floor. The other, Smupdif was sound asleep. “Attention troops!” He called. Dilip and Zupkluk stood up at attention, and Smupdif fell out of his hammock. “What’s up sir?” Smupdif asked, rubbing his head. “I have important announcement! Where Flad?” Zupkluk and Dilip suddenly looked very nervous, but Smupdif answered, “He out back, doing Infusion.” The other grunts slumped, “C’mon man!” Dilip said, exasperated, “We not supposed to tell!” Smupdif shrugged. “It not me who getting in trouble.” Lazad exited the tent to go get Flad. He walked around back to find Flad, indeed, consuming the Unggoy drug Infusion. “Flad. What rules say about Infusion in compound?” Lazad asked, using as commanding a voice he could muster. Flad looked sheepishly at him at him and asked, “You reporting me sir?” Lazad thought it over and responded, “No. Not today at least.” Flad’s face lit up. “Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy!” he said happily. They both walked into the tent, and Lazad addressed them all. “My dudes, we has a mission! We are to go out with two Sangheilis and find the Brute Captain Tyrlatius.” The other grunts began to chatter excitedly. “We leave today, so go to the armory and get you weapons! No need for the Fuel Rod Cannons, it just search and rescue.” The other grunts filed out to retrieve their munitions. Lazad stared out over the compound and said, “Me love being in charge!”