Shrub Enterprises

[TheMegaDetruxtors]

Wassup homies

Palfburg: *Walks back into SI like he’s been there for months.*

Woah, Dex. I thought you died dude.

Nah man. I've been with Purmel the whole time

[Survivor11]

Well crud.

I guess that means my IED malfunctioned.

[ratss454]

Fellow members of this glorious company!
I have been in hiding, as you know, for time unutterable. But I have come forth from my seclusion to welcome you all, though late, to the roaring twenties! May you all be healthy and happy in these years to come! And Diesel, you need to do research like we hired u to. Stop listening to music, reading books, playing minecraft, and being a nuisance! We love your help and we need it!
I also want to commend Ratss on his job he has done. You have grown my company to bounds unimaginable and I am grateful. You are like the loyal son! *snifs*
But, I must go dance the jitterbug with Palburg now. Continue the good work, my friends!

-Purmle

I'm so happy to hear from you Purmle. Do you have any current orders for us, or would you rather us continue to delegate things amongst ourselves?

[TheMegaDetruxtors]

I'm so happy to hear from you Purmle. Do you have any current orders for us, or would you rather us continue to delegate things amongst ourselves?

What am I? Chopped Mgalekgolo?

[Purmle]

Fellow members of this glorious company!
I have been in hiding, as you know, for time unutterable. But I have come forth from my seclusion to welcome you all, though late, to the roaring twenties! May you all be healthy and happy in these years to come! And Diesel, you need to do research like we hired u to. Stop listening to music, reading books, playing minecraft, and being a nuisance! We love your help and we need it!
I also want to commend Ratss on his job he has done. You have grown my company to bounds unimaginable and I am grateful. You are like the loyal son! *snifs*
But, I must go dance the jitterbug with Palburg now. Continue the good work, my friends!

-Purmle

I'm so happy to hear from you Purmle. Do you have any current orders for us, or would you rather us continue to delegate things amongst ourselves?

You have been running my company successfully, so I have no cause to intervene. Just keep up the good work, and long live the Shrub!

-Purmle

[TheMegaDetruxtors]

Hellooooo??? Y'all just goin t' ignore meh here?

[nigelninja11]

Hellooooo??? Y'all just goin t' ignore meh here?

I’m not ignoring you Dex.

Į ãm. Ï îgñørę êvérÿōńė.

[81Ceta_Deta]

Hellooooo??? Y'all just goin t' ignore meh here?

I’m not ignoring you Dex.

Į ãm. Ï îgñørę êvérÿōńė.

Nice to see you too, Legin.

[ratss454]

Hellooooo??? Y'all just goin t' ignore meh here?

My apologies my good friend, I'm equally glad to know that you're doing well. Would you by chance consider returning to active duty? We could really use all the help we can get if we're going to make this company into an Empire.

[Murple]

Hellooooo??? Y'all just goin t' ignore meh here?

My apologies my good friend, I'm equally glad to know that you're doing well. Would you by chance consider returning to active duty? We could really use all the help we can get if we're going to make this company into an Empire.

You know what happens when there’s an empire? Rebellion. Just saying.