The derailed thread

[nigelninja11]

Wort wort wor.

Anyone else tired of demons destroying your fortifications?
I swear, every few years the humans find some way to make a new kind of demon.
How in the world do they keep worting doing that?

I’m gonna join the humans using a secret human name! I’m thinking... John Spartanman!

Just you see I’ll be the UNSC’s first Unggoy Spartan!!

[Sangheili_Commander]

Wort wort wor.

Anyone else tired of demons destroying your fortifications?
I swear, every few years the humans find some way to make a new kind of demon.
How in the world do they keep worting doing that?

I’m gonna join the humans using a secret human name! I’m thinking... John Spartanman!

Just you see I’ll be the UNSC’s first Unggoy Spartan!!

Wort wort, that's a terrible name. Unggoys look nothing like John Demon scum!
I'd go with Hoo Man.
Much more sublte wort.

[Sangheili_Commander]

Wort wort wor.

Anyone else tired of demons destroying your fortifications?
I swear, every few years the humans find some way to make a new kind of demon.
How in the world do they keep worting doing that?

Me thinks humanz haves somes sorta cloning thingy!

WORT!
It must be destroyed!
Where is your superior?! This must be looked into immediatedly!

[Zarry]

Wort wort wor.

Anyone else tired of demons destroying your fortifications?
I swear, every few years the humans find some way to make a new kind of demon.
How in the world do they keep worting doing that?

Me thinks humanz haves somes sorta cloning thingy!

WORT!
It must be destroyed!
Where is your superior?! This must be looked into immediatedly!

Oh he deads, very verrrryyy deads. Me accidentally pushed hims off a cliffs!

[Sangheili_Commander]

Me thinks humanz haves somes sorta cloning thingy!

WORT!
It must be destroyed!
Where is your superior?! This must be looked into immediatedly!

Oh he deads, very verrrryyy deads. Me accidentally pushed hims off a cliffs!

WORT WORT!! I can't say I'm surprised. You wouldn't believe how many grunts push their superiors off cliffs.
That's why Pikwi is my wort grunt. He would never do that.

[nigelninja11]

WORT!
It must be destroyed!
Where is your superior?! This must be looked into immediatedly!

Oh he deads, very verrrryyy deads. Me accidentally pushed hims off a cliffs!

WORT WORT!! I can't say I'm surprised. You wouldn't believe how many grunts push their superiors off cliffs.
That's why Pikwi is my wort grunt. He would never do that.

Heh heh... Pushed my superior off a cliff once. He went squish. Heh heh...

[81Ceta_Deta]

I love this thread.

[Zarry]

WORT!
It must be destroyed!
Where is your superior?! This must be looked into immediatedly!

Oh he deads, very verrrryyy deads. Me accidentally pushed hims off a cliffs!

WORT WORT!! I can't say I'm surprised. You wouldn't believe how many grunts push their superiors off cliffs.
That's why Pikwi is my wort grunt. He would never do that.

Mmm.. Watch yours backs! I knows Pikwi! Hes stoled my plasma rifle, that's was my only ones..

[EthanDavisAnimations]

Oh he deads, very verrrryyy deads. Me accidentally pushed hims off a cliffs!

WORT WORT!! I can't say I'm surprised. You wouldn't believe how many grunts push their superiors off cliffs.
That's why Pikwi is my wort grunt. He would never do that.

Mmm.. Watch yours backs! I knows Pikwi! Hes stoled my plasma rifle, that's was my only ones..

Plasma Rifle?! One of my grunts stole a fuel rod gun!!

[Zarry]

WORT WORT!! I can't say I'm surprised. You wouldn't believe how many grunts push their superiors off cliffs.
That's why Pikwi is my wort grunt. He would never do that.

Mmm.. Watch yours backs! I knows Pikwi! Hes stoled my plasma rifle, that's was my only ones..

Plasma Rifle?! One of my grunts stole a fuel rod gun!!

Oh boos hoos! I hads my plasma rifle fors a hundreds years! I bets yous only hads it for one days!!