Shrub Enterprises

[THEranger01]

*Whips out dusty old book*

*ahem*

“Do not cite the ancient magic, Shrub, for I was there when it was written”

me: sees bush. me: * grabs cross with religious intent*

[SpartanKaze]

Uh, Narnia?

Yes.

Aslan: Do not cite the ancient magic, witch, for I was there when it was written.

[ratss454]

*Whips out dusty old book*

*ahem*

“Do not cite the ancient magic, Shrub, for I was there when it was written”

me: sees bush. me: * grabs cross with religious intent*

Good idea. *reaches for the Shrub Shaman's staff*

[THEranger01]

sir, we have a problem with the fact we have a rapid response team, apparently bush dislikes it, but im confused due to the bush weapons they things have like the bush rifle, sooooooooooooooo what even happening?!?!

[SpartanKaze]

sir, we have a problem with the fact we have a rapid response team, apparently bush dislikes it, but im confused due to the bush weapons they things have like the bush rifle, sooooooooooooooo what even happening?!?!

Those were manufactured before the treaty.

[ratss454]

sir, we have a problem with the fact we have a rapid response team, apparently bush dislikes it, but im confused due to the bush weapons they things have like the bush rifle, sooooooooooooooo what even happening?!?!

I don't understand how they misinterpret our reorganization of personnel as an attempt at weapon manufacturing. Oh and on a side note would you be wanting to shift your duties entirely away from being our mechanic to head a rapid response team?

[THEranger01]

sir, we have a problem with the fact we have a rapid response team, apparently bush dislikes it, but im confused due to the bush weapons they things have like the bush rifle, sooooooooooooooo what even happening?!?!

I don't understand how they misinterpret our reorganization of personnel as an attempt at weapon manufacturing. Oh and on a side note would you be wanting to shift your duties entirely away from being our mechanic to head a rapid response team?

yes sir, if thats ok

[ratss454]

sir, we have a problem with the fact we have a rapid response team, apparently bush dislikes it, but im confused due to the bush weapons they things have like the bush rifle, sooooooooooooooo what even happening?!?!

I don't understand how they misinterpret our reorganization of personnel as an attempt at weapon manufacturing. Oh and on a side note would you be wanting to shift your duties entirely away from being our mechanic to head a rapid response team?

yes sir, if thats ok

Very well, effective immediately you shall head the Shrub Rapid Response Unit, just be sure not to deploy the unit without approval. Now to find someone to take over the position of mechanic.

[THEranger01]

I don't understand how they misinterpret our reorganization of personnel as an attempt at weapon manufacturing. Oh and on a side note would you be wanting to shift your duties entirely away from being our mechanic to head a rapid response team?

yes sir, if thats ok

Very well, effective immediately you shall head the Shrub Rapid Response Unit, just be sure not to deploy the unit without approval. Now to find someone to take over the position of mechanic.

ok! ill try to find someone

[ratss454]

Gentlemen, I suspect that there may be an impostor among us.