Shrub Enterprises

[ratss454]

Ratss, you’ve been cooped up in this office too long. You’ve got 117 and 3/4 vacation days built up. Get outside! Go get some sun! Visit another forum! I can run things here for awhile.

But Palfburg, my life is Shrub Enterprises, besides I can liquidate my vacation days into a hefty Christmas bonus.

I’m not saying go backpacking across Balaho, I’m saying more like take a long weekend to Tahiti. It’s a magical place.

But I'm more of a staycation kind of fella, and my office has all of the comforts of home. Plus there's a seemingly endless supply of food and drink in the breakroom.

[ArbyNtheChief343]

How much do shrubs cost?

It costs over 400,000 dollars to hold a Shrub for 12 seconds. (Unless you're a Shrub Enterprises employee.)

That explains why the company is failing.

And I thought bushes were expensive. Yeesh!

[ArbyNtheChief343]

Ratss, you’ve been cooped up in this office too long. You’ve got 117 and 3/4 vacation days built up. Get outside! Go get some sun! Visit another forum! I can run things here for awhile.

But Palfburg, my life is Shrub Enterprises, besides I can liquidate my vacation days into a hefty Christmas bonus.

I’m not saying go backpacking across Balaho, I’m saying more like take a long weekend to Tahiti. It’s a magical place.

Heyyyyy! You watch Shield too?

[nigelninja11]

But Palfburg, my life is Shrub Enterprises, besides I can liquidate my vacation days into a hefty Christmas bonus.

I’m not saying go backpacking across Balaho, I’m saying more like take a long weekend to Tahiti. It’s a magical place.

But I'm more of a staycation kind of fella, and my office has all of the comforts of home. Plus there's a seemingly endless supply of food and drink in the breakroom.

I can’t argue with that logic.

[JoeFilms]

This thread is Arby n the Chief but without resolution.

[kingcastlesieger]

This thread is Arby n the Chief but without resolution.

Are you on right now?

[kingcastlesieger]

This thread is Arby n the Chief but without resolution.

Are you on right now?

We should laugh at the shrubs and how much worse they are!

[THEranger01]

How much do shrubs cost?

It costs over 400,000 dollars to hold a Shrub for 12 seconds. (Unless you're a Shrub Enterprises employee.)

That explains why the company is failing.

wait..... WHY IS MURPLE ALLOWED IN HERE!?!?!??!? WHAT ABOUT SECURITY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Murple]

It costs over 400,000 dollars to hold a Shrub for 12 seconds. (Unless you're a Shrub Enterprises employee.)

That explains why the company is failing.

wait..... WHY IS MURPLE ALLOWED IN HERE!?!?!??!? WHAT ABOUT SECURITY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Your security is pathetic compared to the power of bush.

[SrgtGreen]

The price of your shrubs do not pay for tactical assassinations.