UNSC- A parody of YMCA
Performed by Sergeant Major Avery J. Johnson and several marines.
Young man, there's no need to feel down! I said, young man, Covies glassing your town?
I said, young man, we're humanity's best!
There's no need to be an Innie!
Young man, there's a way you can go!
I said, young man, when you're short on your hope!
You can work there, and I'm sure you will find many ways to kill those hinge-heads!
It's good to work in the UNSC!
It's good to work in the UNSC!
They have everything for soldiers to enjoy!
You can hang out with all the boys!
It's good to work in the UNSC!
It's good to work in the UNSC!
You'll be working real hard, but it's to defend good old Earth!
How does that sound to you?
Young man, are you listening to me?
I said, young man, what do you want to be?
I said, young man, why you want to be a marine!
But you got to know this one thing.
No man does it all by himself.
I said young man, look to your teammates for help!
And then you'll be there, in the UNSC!
I'm sure we can help you today!
It's good to work in the UNSC!
It's good to work in the UNSC!
They have everything for soldiers to enjoy!
You can hang out with all the boys!
It's good to work in the UNSC!
It's good to work in the UNSC!
You may start off real green, but soon it will turn real!
Bet you can't wait for your first kill!
Young man, I was once in your shoes!
I said, I was down and out with the blues!
I felt like we were all gonna die!
The end felt so near!
That's when Gunny came up to me!
And said, young man, take a walk up the street!
There's a force there called the UNSC!
We kill the Covies standing in our way!
It's good to work in the UNSC!
It's good to work in the UNSC!
They have everything for soldiers to enjoy!
You can hang out with all the boys!
UNSC, it's good to work in the UNSC!
Young man, young man, there's no Covies glassing us now!
Young man, young man, we will take back our ground!
UNSC, you'll find it in the UNSC!
No man, young man, does it all by himself!
Young man, young man, look to your teammates for help!
Here's the rest of the song. Just figured I finish it.