Shrub Enterprises

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Dear Purmle,

I am considering making a comedy video involving the song We Are Number One by Robbie Rotten. In the video, you and shrub employees would be singing the song. Is this alright? I have no intention of starting a conflict.

Peaceably,
Murple, founder and CEO of Bush Industries

Dear Murple,

On behalf of Purmle I would like to let you know that you have the green light to proceed.

Simek
Bush employee but also Top Adviser to Purmle (only when he makes good decisions though)

Here's a question then, who gives Purmle the bad advice?

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[Simek4]

Dear Murple,

On behalf of Purmle I would like to let you know that you have the green light to proceed.

Simek
Bush employee but also Top Adviser to Purmle (only when he makes good decisions though)

Here's a question then, who gives Purmle the bad advice?

[REDACTED]

Alright, who breached security?

[Simek4]

Rats, u do have clearance, but I'm not allowed, by Purmle's order, to reveal the identity of the miscreant on a public forum. Sorry.

Sincerely,
Subordinate Officer Simek

[nigelninja11]

Have I achieved the next plane of laziness?! Like I’m so lazy that everyone forgets that I’m currently acting CEO of SE?

[Simek4]

Have I achieved the next plane of laziness?! Like I’m so lazy that everyone forgets that I’m currently acting CEO of SE?

You are here in name only these days. Cause u never do anything, Palfburg

[Simek4]

Have I achieved the next plane of laziness?! Like I’m so lazy that everyone forgets that I’m currently acting CEO of SE?

You are here in name only these days. Cause u never do anything, Palfburg

Flattery gets you nowhere lowly subordinate.

I may be your subordinate, but I only say what Purmle tells me to you know. 🤷‍♂️

[ratss454]

You are here in name only these days. Cause u never do anything, Palfburg

Flattery gets you nowhere lowly subordinate.

I may be your subordinate, but I only say what Purmle tells me to you know. 🤷‍♂️

Makes sense to me, and my apologies over the confusion.

[Simek4]

Flattery gets you nowhere lowly subordinate.

I may be your subordinate, but I only say what Purmle tells me to you know. 🤷‍♂️

Makes sense to me, and my apologies over the confusion.

You dont need to apologize for anything. It was just a slight misunderstanding going around

[Murple]

Simek, who’s side are you on?

[Simek4]

Simek, who’s side are you on?

I work for you, first and foremost, but somehow Purmle managed to get me to his adviser too. It's kind of a wierd predicament that I'm in.